Muzzle Fuzz Mustache Wax

Product Description

Vashon Island Exclusive, Pine-scented "Muzzle Fuzz" Mustache Wax, Made by the Mustachioed Monastics of All-Merciful Saviour Monastery. 

Whether you just want to keep your whiskers out of your soup or whether you are looking for something to hold a style or curl like a vice grip, this is the product. 

After much research and testing (on humans, not animals) we have come to the perfect recipe for an easy to apply wax. Your upper-lip upholstery will enjoy a superior, long-lasting hold, excellent styling ability, and conditioning.

Also known as Abyssinian Twirling Wax, our formula contains beeswax for tackiness and malleability, conditioning creaminess of all-natural lanolin (obtained in a cruelty-free manner from sheep's wool), moisturizing coconut oil and pine resin or sap harvested in the forest.

Pine resin and lanolin are the keys to a superior mustache wax, which is why so many products that substitute unnatural Petroleum Jelly or other fats fail to make a product of this caliber.

The pine sap imparts an amazing forest fragrance all on its own, complimented by a little essential oil.